Can we just like imagine queer students using Lee Jordan to come out like "AND GRYFFINDOR SCORES A POINT! BY THE WAY PADMA PATIL IS A LESBIAN AND SHE'S READY TO MINGLE" and padma is like ayyyyyyyyyyy step right up ladies
IM GONNA C RY IM LAUGHIN SO HA RD
Don’t assume someone is gay because of who they date, don’t assume someone is bisexual because of who they date, don’t assume someone is straight because of who they date, sexuality is fluid, let people decide who they are by themselves goddammit
#BUY THE BABIES
Three males hatched today, all double-genned and all with sea foam primary.
I’m not selling the last boy (who is sea foam, emerald, sea foam) Unless you really convince me.
However, buy the two other boys!
SD Seafoam clown, Seafoam shimmer, Denim basic. Around 30,000, I know it’s a lot but I am totes willing to haggle.
PC Seafoam clown, azure eyespots, aqua, try 12000? I’m not too worried about him, but something around there works for me.
Also this same pair will be breeding again so if you want in on that action, hit me up.
I’m discotribble over there too.